Great Expectations

At 5, Marco is a fun partner.  And yet, my basic daily expectations seem far below his pay scale.

1. Flush the toilet.  Flush the toilet!

2. Wash your hands.

3. The moments following walking in the door should not be filled with, "Can I have a play date?" "Can I have a snack?" or "Can I watch a movie?"

4.  The moments after waking up should not be filled with, "Did you bring me a treat?"  "I'm hungry" or "Is today a day or a weekend?"

4. Request to set, and after, be excused from the table.  "Why do I always have to set the table?  You never do it."

In exchange, you'll receive room, board and enough food to feed two 5-year olds.