Tuesday, August 28, 2012

Lord of the Flies

We headed up for our friend trip to Twain Harte.  This year we had a huge cabin filled with very independent kids.  There was a lot of space in the back, a deck, a tire swing and two kegs of tea - perfect for letting the kids run wild.  Marco didn't wear a shirt all weekend and the kids were covered with scrapes, dirt, bruises and smiles.

Here's some proof (stolen from Heather's Instagram account - why bother with a camera?):
 
 

Monday, August 20, 2012

Don't Cry For Me

It's true that being displaced from your home has it's challenges.  I think my co-workers are pretty tired of my five work outfits, mixed and matched.  My friends are over me showing up for visits with laundry in tow.  And Marco's teachers seem to be fully knowledgeable about our flooded house and our hotel.

BUT, lest you think hotel living is all bad, let me assure you that we're making the most of our hotel adventure.  The local amenities keep us well entertained.

I'm enjoying our paired down kitchen, our excellent view, living next door to a mall, running along the Bay, the hot tub and my own gym downstairs.  I also enjoy our half-off happy hour appetizers.  We hosted a fantastic poolside dinner for some pre-school friends for $22! 

The Hyatt House is chock full of interesting people from all over the world - the midwest, Canada, Korea! - most of them relocated for work.  We regularly get to visit and chat with them about their new jobs, their house hunting and visting the local sites.  Jeff is honing his ambulance chasing by closing a handful of deals with new homeowners.  Even I had to chuckle Sunday as we were leaving the pool and I said, "Good luck on your presentation tomorrow!"

Marco cannot believe his good fortune that he gets a handful of mini-muffins and a cup of Fruit Loops every morning on his way to school.  (Don't tell Auntie D.)  Plus, he has completely learned to swim, even making "big arms" to swim the length of the pool easily - and quickly! 

Alas, all good things must come to an end.  We're being relocated next week to a nice, new apartment complex down the street with an actual bedroom for Marco (not a magic couch), a bigger pool and more equipped gym :), but without the happy hour.  :(  Visit anytime!

Here's a pic of our last swim lessons for awhile.  As it turns out, you don't need the YMCA to learn to swim - you need a hotel.

Tuesday, August 7, 2012

The sky is falling.

If you haven’t already heard, a hose burst in our upstairs bathroom showering our house for at least a day while we were out of town.

Our saintly neighbors diagnosed the problem by sound, researched it by letting themselves in the fence and stopped it by breaking and entering. They broke in, turned off the water in the bathroom and the house, then shut down the electrical.  They said it was literally raining everywhere they walked - they were soaked.  They could also feel the electrical buzz when they touched a wall. They moved everything that was getting wet out of the way and off the walls, put together a collection of neighborhood ugly towels for sopping up, called us with the news and were waiting when we arrived home, beer in hand. We love our neighbors. L.O.V.E.

And if that wasn’t enough, one neighbor took Marco home with her when we arrived for a play date and dinner and packed him a lunch for the next day, another took the contents of our fridge and freezer for storage, and yet another put the three of us up for the night, complete with bedrooms, heavenly bedding, bathroom and wine. We woke to a full pot of coffee and endless emails and texts from other neighbors offering to help. L.O.V.E.

Although the water managed to spare our furniture and beds, the house itself took the brunt of the water’s anger. Most of the drywall in the center of the house on the middle and lower levels is going to have to be replaced, plus the kitchen and downstairs ceiling. The expert drying people are estimating seven days just to dry out the carpet, walls and ceiling prior to estimating the work.

We’ve been relocated to the Hyatt House in Emeryville, a lovely extended stay facility where we’re enjoying our pool, hot tub, gym, restaurant, bar, daily hot breakfast and great walkable area.

We were a little worried how Marco would react to the house. We tried to prepare him on the way home and without lifting an eyebrow he asked, “Is my bed wet? How about my couch? Okay.” To his teachers: “My house got wet! So, we’re staying at a hotel!” To me: “Since we’re staying at a hotel, do I get Fruit Loops for breakfast?” In short, he’s fine.

It's been a lesson in disaster recovery.  The first night I went to pack up things we needed and stood looking around for awhile.  I decided on my phone, my Grandma's ring and my necklace from Jeff.  Other than that, we don't need much.

Judging by the looks on the faces of our neighbors when they checked it out, we just might be in a little bit of denial.  We’re all taking it very well, I must say.  It’s a little adventure that we hope doesn’t stretch into months of inconvenience. And with any luck, we’ll parlay this into some small kitchen improvements.

Here are some pretty tragic photos:
 That's water inside the light fixture above.
 Water behind the walls before they take down the dry wall.
 
 Plastic partitioning the wet part of the house from the dry.
 And the demo begins.  Above, my living room.  Below, my kitchen ceiling.

Family room.

Dining room ceiling.  And the blue tape on the wall?  That means that wall is going too.  It seems the blue tape is spreading daily.




I know.  And we're still smiling!

Monday, August 6, 2012

Swimming-ish

Marco has continued swimming lessons with varied success.  When I took him last week, I must say, it actually looked like swimming.  I was so proud!  I was smiling and waving thumbs up like a lunatic through the glass. 

Here's a brief video of him at Grammy's.  "Swimming" would be an exaggeration, so let's just call it "not drowning." Baby steps!


Saturday, August 4, 2012

Oinker Party

Cousin Brian came up for a cooking extravaganza... he and Jeff crack me up together.

Warning to our vegetarians fans.  This may not be the post for you.

Three types of sausage, oven fired calamari and an entire pig. 

Brian brined the pig for days prior to its arrival.
Then coated in a rub.
Sausages.


ps - Brian and Elizabeth totally embraced my spice list.  Love it!  They even crossed off finished items.  I can admit it, I'm a dork in that way.
The boar hit the oven before bed and was ready to eat by 7 a.m.  Fall off the bone, dark meat, deliciousness.
Then, Jeff got this smart idea to do fired calamari in the oven.  Sure, I called it bait.  I doubted his genius.  I will never learn.

It was a 5-person production, each person with their own ingredient and a giant open flame.

Jeff served it in little bowls with bread for dipping.  Oh.my.bait.  Amazing.

Savages.
 Nothing 14 adults and 9 kids couldn't trash.